A life of napping, why not?

It is Sunday before Thanksgiving! I have planned out my whole week, forgot that I was chaperoning a field trip on Tuesday, so I even re planned my whole week. You know what that plan did not hold? The cat peeing in my office, making it smelly, then me falling asleep while Lammy and Brian played Zelda, and ending up taking a 3 hour nap! My Sunday can probably beat all your Sunday's up! 4:39 and I still haven't showered or even brushed my teeth. Don't tell the dentist! I am at the point, where I am looking around my SUPER messy office, and I kind of just want to walk out of it and seal the door. Go all Tell Tale Heart with these files! (I can still hear the shredder calling out to me, "identity theft, trash bags full of 4 years of bills. shred shred, shred shred, shred shred.") I think I will start with finding a stud and hanging my paintings and diplomas. Believe it or not, I haven't even cancelled all the bills yet. Turns out the water company and trash service are not open on Sunday. Crazy, right? Maybe I will get a job there! So, besides napping what have I done today? I started my application, filled out which 14 counties I will work in, so if you live in Travis, Hays, Bastrop, Lee, Williamson, Burnet, Blanco, Ector, Midland, Glasscock (heehee), Cameron, Caldwell, Smith or Comal, you just might be seeing me from time to time! I know you are excited about the prospect of me sleeping in your guest room/couch/bed. ;) That's really it though. I am definitely starting to wind the pace down quite a bit. I have a TON to do before I am official, and if anyone reading this happens to own a child development center and would like a free training in exchange for a letter or recommendation, or for me getting the hours I need, please hit me up! I have 4 major criteria I need to prepare for, but beyond that I can also help with consulting you if you need advice on being sure your school or home is safe and will pass inspection. As for the rest of my day, showering, fixing my hair, and brushing my teeth are high on the list. Say no to BO, only you can do that for the world! To be a super power, you must take a shower. Think that will catch on?